In response to my Brother's hilarious post, I have taken his questions and added my own choice answers. Now my Brother was reflecting on Hitman, of which I greatly admire, but the game that I played was Vice City.

1) You are pulled over by a cop for doing 70 MPH in a 45 MPH zone.

A) You show the cop your driver's license and registration.
B) You show him "this great drink by Jim Beam."
C) You drop your trousers.
D) You touch him/her.
E) You wait until they get out of their car, slam on the reverse, wait for squishy sounds, and drive away laughing.
F) You don't pull over and attempt to get on the national news.
G) You enter codes that make him go away.

2) Your boss at Megacorp Inc. asks you for the "Fruder Report." You don't have it.

A) You explain the situation and your solution to fix the problem.
B) You blame your group members for being incompetent.
C) You throw the fire alarm to cause distraction.
D) You pour your boiling coffee directly down his shirt.
E) You say the only way he'll get it is if you get a raise .
F) You enter codes, obtain a baseball bat and beat him senseless.
G) You steal a motorcycle and shoot gang members.


3) You are currently infiltrating a criminal organization as a weapons dealer. You are being escorted to the mastermind's HQ by an armed guard.

A) You follow without making a sound.
B) You garrote him quietly and hope to sneak in without being noticed.
C) You make fast, sudden movements to make him edgy.
D) You cop a feel.
E) You pull out your double uzis and headshot him and his boss.
F) You play along for now because one day you'll own this town.
G) You scream "NOW" and drop to the floor, whilst the guard looks around in confusion, kick him in the nads.

4) Your drill sergeant wants to see you in formation at 0800 hours.

A) You snappily reply, "Yessir!"
B) You ask, "Why?"
C) You recall flashbacks to wars you were not in.
D) You ward off the sergeant with a crucifix.
E) You summon a Panzer and run his ass over.
F) You ask him if he likes little boys because you sure do.
G) You drop your trousers.

For those of you who HAVE been living in a (a) well (b) cave (c) basement (d) penitentiary, my brother's post is under Seven is Darker. Go. Now. Laugh. Good (a)boy (b)girl (c)anonymous.

_Sixanator_

I find no other way to explain the present than this song. I'm really hoping things start going better, but for now...

Welcome To My Life
By Simple Plan

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you

Do you ever want to run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels alright
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt, to feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more
Before your life is over?

Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels alright
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt, to feel lost
To be left out in the dark

To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face
And no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy
But I'm not gonna be ok
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
You never had to work
It was always there
You don't know what it's like
What it's like

To be hurt, to feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked
When you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life

~6~