It only makes me laugh.
Some more happy-go-lucky people that make me giggle. (A manly giggle of course)
CREEPERS: Theses are the people who, despite being in air conditioned car and are inconvenienced for approximately 5 seconds, will creep up behind you while you're pushing carts up a hill sweating your ass off because you're going too slow. They also might zoom around you endangering pedestrians, clipping your arm, and dodging oncoming traffic. There really needs to be a restriction on types of people who can get drivers licenses.
I-CAN-ONLY-CARRY-MY-OWN-WEIGHT: These are the folks that make my blood boil. This was the scenario- I was pushing 8 carts from the farthest return all the way back to Costco. As I'm heading up, a cart starts rolling away from a customer. Another customer grabs the cart and because it was empty looks back and sees me. He takes the cart, walks towards me (away from Costco), and adds it to the front of my line, causing me to have to stop and re-clip. I then proceed to FOLLOW HIM ALL THE WAY UP TO THE ENTRANCE. So he could have pushed the ONE CART with him up the store and deposited it, but NOOOOOOOooooooooooo his wrists are too weak so he had to give it to me.
Moving inside...
PUSHERS: Now this is a familiar title to you but in a different scenario. These are the people who push their cart full of groceries toward your line, expect you to catch the very heavy thing, and unload everything for them. You lazy sons of...
CAN-I-HAVE-A-SMALL-BOX: No. There are no small boxes of which will comfortably fit your asparagus and shirt. Don't ask. If you don't need a box and are just saying yes so you don't have to think about it? DON'T TAKE ONE!
BOX-THE-SMALL-THINGS: You're shopping at Costco, a good 90% of the things we sell are not small. Especailly when your definition of "small" is incredibly skewed and you have NO small things. Unless you really have the 10% of Costco that fits the definition of "small" define what you want boxed, like "cold stuff", "rolling things", "wine", etc. NOT "small stuff".
WHERE-IS-MY-BOX: After everything is in the cart and done, that is NOT the time to go, "Well ya know, I think I will take a box." It's just irritating.
To be continued...
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Nice post again, Six. Peace out dude!
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I'VE-SHOPPED-HERE-FOR-YEARS-BUT-DON'T-KNOW-WHERE-ANYTHING-IS
Costco members that walk into the store, and then search immediately for an employee to tell them where the most obvious items are. And these aren't the people who are physically impaired, or for that matter, one-time-patronizers. These people have been coming to the same store for years, and they still don't know where anything is, and they absolutely refuse to actually look around the store themselves.
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