For those of you that might think this is a good idea, let me extinguish this thought before it even begins.

Alcohol is, as you know, the liquid form of courage. It must be able to embolden everything you do, correct? Wrong.

Much like eating before going into a pool rule, you MUST wait until you're slightly sober before commencing in hard physical activity. Such as basketball, running, or something of the like. And ESPECIALLY if you've had way more than your little, light-weight body, can handle.

Outcome: Throwing up in the most awkward way imaginable.

This Public Service Announcement made possible by experience. Take care of yourselves and drink responsibly.

~SIB(LING)~