I thought I would make it clear to everyone that I am in love with Google. If Google was a woman I would make sweet, sweet love to her. Even if it was a guy, I’d consider it. But for sake of argument, and confirmation of my sexuality, let’s assume Google is a girl. She could find everything I need, convert on the spot, and define everything for me from at least three sources. She’s perfectly okay with me personalizing her to my every need. She’s a very thrifty shopper and always finds the best deal. She can translate every language for me, help me to get where I’m going, and introduce me to all her friends who I can relate to!

I think we’d have beautiful babies. They’d have Googly eyes, be curious about everything, and if they ever got out of hand I’d just unplug them. I’D PLUG THEM BACK IN LATER! (Sickos)

The only problem is that everyone wants to use her. And she’s happy about it. She likes it when complete strangers press her buttons and make her engine run. They don’t know her like I do though. I use all of her utilities to their full extent.

I feel lucky with her around. She’s the world to me and shows me things I thought I’d never see. She maps out my future (and the road) helping me find the resources I need to succeed. She truly cares.

Yep, I think I’m in love.

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