So recently I found an old hair care product of mine, that I purchased a while back. It combined hair gel and hair dye, so that when you gelled your hair it would dye it whatever color you bought. Then it would wash out with warm water. Cool huh? I thought so.

Well, I tried to spike my hair with it the other day. Then I remembered why it was hidden. For not only does it dye your hair but your scalp as well. So, I spend almost as much time as a middle school girl on my hair; trying to wipe up the blue on my forehead and scalp but not wash out the gel in my hair. Meanwhile, the dye is getting everywhere. So basically, it looked like I killed a member of the blue man group and rubbed his blood in my hair.

So I fix it up as nice as I can. *Whew* That's over. I sit at my computer waiting for the Super Bowl kickoff. I then get an itch and scratch my head and my fingernails come back blue. SON OF A...

Screw it, I'm just going to use regular gel and wash this blue crap out. I go to my tub and proceed to form what looks like Smurf road-kill on the bottom. Then spend the next couple of minutes trying to get the bits of blue that are hiding in the asperous bottom of the tub. I felt like I was cleaning up a crime scene.

The rest of the day was normal. And by normal I mean 14 drunk guys were watching the Super Bowl on a high definition projector cursing loudly. It was awesome.

~6 (paths to walk down)