In response to my Brother's hilarious post, I have taken his questions and added my own choice answers. Now my Brother was reflecting on Hitman, of which I greatly admire, but the game that I played was Vice City.

1) You are pulled over by a cop for doing 70 MPH in a 45 MPH zone.

A) You show the cop your driver's license and registration.
B) You show him "this great drink by Jim Beam."
C) You drop your trousers.
D) You touch him/her.
E) You wait until they get out of their car, slam on the reverse, wait for squishy sounds, and drive away laughing.
F) You don't pull over and attempt to get on the national news.
G) You enter codes that make him go away.

2) Your boss at Megacorp Inc. asks you for the "Fruder Report." You don't have it.

A) You explain the situation and your solution to fix the problem.
B) You blame your group members for being incompetent.
C) You throw the fire alarm to cause distraction.
D) You pour your boiling coffee directly down his shirt.
E) You say the only way he'll get it is if you get a raise .
F) You enter codes, obtain a baseball bat and beat him senseless.
G) You steal a motorcycle and shoot gang members.


3) You are currently infiltrating a criminal organization as a weapons dealer. You are being escorted to the mastermind's HQ by an armed guard.

A) You follow without making a sound.
B) You garrote him quietly and hope to sneak in without being noticed.
C) You make fast, sudden movements to make him edgy.
D) You cop a feel.
E) You pull out your double uzis and headshot him and his boss.
F) You play along for now because one day you'll own this town.
G) You scream "NOW" and drop to the floor, whilst the guard looks around in confusion, kick him in the nads.

4) Your drill sergeant wants to see you in formation at 0800 hours.

A) You snappily reply, "Yessir!"
B) You ask, "Why?"
C) You recall flashbacks to wars you were not in.
D) You ward off the sergeant with a crucifix.
E) You summon a Panzer and run his ass over.
F) You ask him if he likes little boys because you sure do.
G) You drop your trousers.

For those of you who HAVE been living in a (a) well (b) cave (c) basement (d) penitentiary, my brother's post is under Seven is Darker. Go. Now. Laugh. Good (a)boy (b)girl (c)anonymous.

_Sixanator_